VP of Lifecycle + Client Development
Company: Frida
Location: Miami
Posted on: May 15, 2025
Job Description:
Role Overview: Frida seeks a sharp, emotionally savvy, always-on
professional to support one (or more) high-demand clients. This
role calls for elite multitasking, split-second decision-making,
and creative problem-solving in high-stakes environments.Candidates
must be unfazed by bodily fluids and stains and comfortable with
constant interruptions, overstimulation, and rapidly shifting
emotions. They must also respond to all calls and needs
immediately.Salary for this role is received in moments, not
money.Key Responsibilities:
- Oversee development from conception to delivery and
beyond.
- Respond to requests Monday-Sunday with support, patience, and
snacks.
- Manage rising costs across categories, including food, clothes,
and outsourced management.
- Organize daily routines, transportation, enrichment, and
creative programming.
- Direct wellness checks and diagnoses for clients.
- Lead all public relations, including client appreciation social
media posts.
- Stay on top of the latest technology, trends, and hacks.
- Navigate constant feedback-especially about whether or not your
client is wearing socks.Qualifications:
- Thrives under pressure-even after pushing for 30+ hours.
- Available 24/7, including nights, weekends, and sick days.
- Capable of answering existential questions with no prep or
sleep.
- Ability to stay calm when clients yell, fight, or publicly
share confidential material.
- A self-starter with zero training needed.
- Proficient in planning meals, meetings, shopping, and
travel.
- Experience in navigating high-stress negotiations, including
when clients spit, bite, cry, and/or throw food in
disagreement.
- Skilled at solving mysteries involving stains, rashes, and
snot-especially in cold and flu season.Compensation & Benefits:
- Salary: Milestones, meltdowns, and maybe a sticky hug
- Perks:
- Legacy-building work
- Emotional ROI and personal growth
- Endless humility and unsolicited advice
- Free strength training
- Unlimited snacks (not yours)Fine print: We'll be real. This
isn't a role we're actually hiring for. Because the truth is, it's
already filled. By millions, every single day. The early mornings,
the sleepless nights, the multitasking, the messes, the magic.
Happy Mother's Day.
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Keywords: Frida, Doral , VP of Lifecycle + Client Development, Executive , Miami, Florida
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